An overnight success is ten years in the making.

I am a politician which means I am a liar and a crook. When I am not kissing babies I am stealing their lollypops.

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp.

I'd rather talk to people who do things than complain about other people who do things. I say they're idiots.

A lawyer is just like an attack dog, only without a conscience.

Life was such a strange thing, so permanent when one had it, so fleeting when it was lost- and those who lost it could never tell you what it was like, could they?

Surviving is much more painful than death.