Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill.
Success will ruin your life.
Anti-Catholicism is the last respectable prejudice. You can't hate black people anymore, of course, and you can't hate homosexuals anymore, but you can hate all the Catholics you want.
The first rumors about Zenith came from the Czechoslovakians.
That's the ultimate pornography. There's nothing more pornographic than glorifying war.
The general difference between conservatives and liberals is that liberals like pretty pictures and conservatives like to build bridges that people can drive across.