If you don't write the book, the book ain't gonna get written.

Nothing is as real as a dream. The world can change around you, but your dream will not... Responsibilities need not erase it. Duties need not obscure it... Because the dream is within you. No one can take your dream away.

We cannot fail to win unless we fail to try.

When I go to peoples' houses I like to sneak into their bedrooms and try on their underwear.

That's the ultimate pornography. There's nothing more pornographic than glorifying war.

There are two kinds of people: the ones who need to be told and the ones who figure it out all by themselves.

Anti-Catholicism is the last respectable prejudice. You can't hate black people anymore, of course, and you can't hate homosexuals anymore, but you can hate all the Catholics you want.