If you want to kick the tiger in his ass you'd better have a plan for dealing with his teeth

Every person you meet - and everything you do in life - is an opportunity to learn something.

Washington D.C. is about 300 square miles surrounded by realty.

What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It's not good at much else.

Colleges typically did not tell you that ninety percent of your education came after you hung the parchment on the wall. People might ask for a rebate.

When I go to peoples' houses I like to sneak into their bedrooms and try on their underwear.

Helicopters don't fly, they vibrate so badly the ground rejects them.