Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill.

Well, It's a Communist country, and the Communists do not reward personal initiative...except by execution.

The point of life was to press on, to do the best you can, to make the world a better place.

I haven't got any fan mail from Osama bin Laden. I have no reason to believe he reads my stuff I'll never decide for commercial reasons to put something in that endangers our national security. You just can't do that.

I was one of the first generations to watch television. TV exposes people to news, to information, to knowledge, to entertainment. How is it bad?

I just finished reading the Koran, and there's nothing in there I didn't hear in Sunday school.

I've been telling people for 12 years that if you want to get a nuclear device into the United States, just bring it through the port of Miami disguised as cocaine.