I like writing songs - I keep saying that one day I'll do something with them, but I haven't yet.

Some friends said they weren't surprised to find out Napoleon and I were related, but it came as quite a shock to me.

If you didn't join for the girls, choose another profession.

There are so many people in film and television that get between a performer and the audience, and that's frustrating.

Procrastination is probably my worst habit out of many. Especially when it comes to paperwork.

If you look at movies with Cary Grant or Jimmy Stewart and all the rest of it, none of them looks like a boy. They always looked like mature men. The audience didn't want to go and see kids.

I am now known as Nina Conti's father and it's wonderful.