It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid.

I've always got a whole bunch of things in the works. That's sort of the nature of the business. Even when you're doing something you love doing, you have to be plotting and scheming and writing and preparing for what you're going to do when that's finished.

It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid.

I tend to find comedy in dark places. I also tend to find comedy in taking on the status quo - which has always been something I find important.

Whenever I do something I tend to focus on it and spend all of my time and energy on it.

I'm no more a lawbreaker than they are , and if they were lawbreakers for keeping God's commandments, they're my example.

Everyone knows that senior citizens are stupid