It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid.

We all borrow and steal and copy from each other, and that's the way I think people get inspired.

I've always got a whole bunch of things in the works. That's sort of the nature of the business. Even when you're doing something you love doing, you have to be plotting and scheming and writing and preparing for what you're going to do when that's finished.

I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20.

I tend to find comedy in dark places. I also tend to find comedy in taking on the status quo - which has always been something I find important.

Whenever I do something I tend to focus on it and spend all of my time and energy on it.

I'm no more a lawbreaker than they are , and if they were lawbreakers for keeping God's commandments, they're my example.