I have high blood sugars, and Type 2 diabetes is not going to kill me. But I just have to eat right, and exercise, and lose weight, and watch what I eat, and I will be fine for the rest of my life.

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week.

My doctor said, 'If you can weigh what you weighed in high school, you'll essentially be healthy and not have Type 2 diabetes.' Well, I'm gonna have Type 2 diabetes, because there is no way I can weigh as much as I did in high school.

I don't parade my family out for display, which is the way it will stay. Yet I have a reputation for being cooperative with the press. That's because when I do give an interview, I'm willing to tell the truth about what I do for a living and how goofy it is sometimes - and how volatile it can also be.

Let's not pretend there isn't a huge industry driven by the choices made by editors and writers who decide what a story is.

It just so happens that my body type and my lifestyle gives me a preclusion for high blood sugars.

I would not want to live in a country that would have me as a leader in any sort of political bent.