I've been a fan of me ever since.
Me, I'm still a rascal. Inside, I am still the kid I was. He guides me everyday.
Women should stop talking so much during sex. Screaming is okay.
My hobby is fishing for girls.
My 'third leg' is longer than my two other legs and that's why I wear such big baggy pants.
I have been in love already, but I don’t think I have ever really loved somebody. Love is a very rare and beautiful thing, but it can also be bitter if the other one doesn’t love you back.