My hobby is fishing for girls.
Women should stop talking so much during sex. Screaming is okay.
When I look at Bill, I know right away how he thinks. I can feel if he's having problems, even if I'm not with him.
I've been a fan of me ever since.
My 'third leg' is longer than my two other legs and that's why I wear such big baggy pants.
If I were a girl for a day I would try to sleep with Tom Kaulitz.