Some of you may have met mathematicians and wondered how they got that way.
Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
There's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now, two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.
Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers.
The people who came to hear me perform or to buy my records were not the type who would be offended [by the song 'The Vatican Rag']. But I gather that there were other people who were offended.
Well I wasn't really attacking the religious beliefs [in the song 'The Vatican Rag'], I was attacking the formality of the rituals of the Catholic church; however, people took it wrongly.