Don't solicit for your sister, it's not nice. Unless you get a good percentage of her price.

Well I wasn't really attacking the religious beliefs [in the song 'The Vatican Rag'], I was attacking the formality of the rituals of the Catholic church; however, people took it wrongly.

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

The audiences like to think that satire is doing something. But, in fact, it is mostly to leave themselves satisfied. Satisfied rather than angry, which is what they should be.

There's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now, two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers.

We are the folk song army, every one of us cares. We all hate poverty, war, and injustice unlike the rest of you squares.