Don't solicit for your sister, it's not nice. Unless you get a good percentage of her price.

Filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.

And although I'm all for freedom of expression and against censorship, there are certain things I'm not willing to go to jail for.

No one is more dangerous than someone who thinks he has "The Truth". To be an atheist is almost as arrogant as to be a fundamentalist. But then again, I can get pretty arrogant.

Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics/ And the Catholics hate the Protestants/ And the Hindus hate the Muslims/ And everybody hates the Jews.

In one word he told me the secret of success in mathematics: plagiarize; only be sure always to call it . . . research.

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.