Don't solicit for your sister, it's not nice. Unless you get a good percentage of her price.

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Irreverence is easy - whats hard is wit.

Some of you may have met mathematicians and wondered how they got that way.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?