Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics/ And the Catholics hate the Protestants/ And the Hindus hate the Muslims/ And everybody hates the Jews.

I find that if you take the various popular song forms to their logical extremes, you can arrive at almost anything from the ridiculous to the obscene-or, as they say in New York, sophisticated.

You can raise welts like nobody else, as we dance to the Masochism Tango.

People are stupider than anybody.

But in the new (math) approach, the important thing is to understand what you're doing, rather than to get the right answer.

When someone makes a move Of which we don't approve, Who is it that always intervenes? U.N. and O.A.S., They have their place, I guess, But first send the Marines!

The Lord's our shepherd, says the psalm. But just in case, we better get a bomb.