After all, what was adult life but one moment of weakness piled on top of another? Most people just fell in line like obedient little children, doing exactly what society expected of them at any given moment, all the while pretending that they’d actually made some sort of choice.

I really wanted to be a musician, but it turned out I had no sense of time.

It's like the human race has been programmed for misery.

If anything, he seemed a little lonely, all too ready to open his heart at the slightest sign of interst.

I have actual dreams of Bruce Springsteen calling me up on stage to wear a bandanna and play rhythm guitar next to Little Steven.

It just so happened that for most of my life I've lived in the suburbs.

I was also known as Frodo because I was an early adopter of 'The Lord of the Rings.