Listen, I've been sick ever since I started working here, but today I'm well and I won't be in anymore.

I sweet potato what I sweet potato.

Jackson Pollock said once, "I don't really feel that many people in this world are alive." He said, "That's why I like you, Tom. You're alive."

If the novelist isn't surprised by where his book ends up, he or she probably hasn't written anything worth remembering.

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

If you want to make a name for yourself, the oldest trick in the book is to attack what everybody else reveres.

What an electric heater perched upon the rim of the bathtub of the world that dead Jesus was.