Don't trust anybody who'd rather be grammatically correct than have a good time.

Intimacy is the principal source of the sugars which this life is sweetened!

Sometimes one gets the feeling that life still thinks it's living in Paris in the '30s.

In the end, perhaps we should simply imagine a joke; a long joke that's continually retold in an accent too thick and strange to ever be completely understood. Life is that joke my friends. The soul is the punch line.

A hamburger is an icon of layered circles, the circle being at once the most spiritual and the most sensual of shapes.

When freedom is outlawed, only outlaws will be free.

Should one be shallow enough to view existence as a system of rewards and punishments, one soon learns that we pay as dearly for our triumphs as we do for our defeats.