Don't trust anybody who'd rather be grammatically correct than have a good time.

There were no mail-order catalogues in 1492. Marco Polo's journal was the wish book of Renaissance Europe. Then, Columbus sailed the ocean blue and landed in Sears' basement. Despite all the Indians on the escalator, Columbus' visit came to be known as a "discovery.

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

In the beginning was the thing. And one thing led to another.

Logic only gives man what he needs... Magic gives him what he wants.

Normality is the Great Neurosis of civilization.

To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.