I work with pen and paper. That's my favorite way to write. I love the way the ink sinks into the wood, soaks into the wood pulp. There's something about that process that's so organic.

You are what you think you eat.

The Earth is God's pinball machine and each quake, tidal wave, flash flood and volcanic eruption is the result of a TILT that occurs when God, cheating, tries to win free games.

There're many ways, my dear, to victimize people. The most insidious way is to persuade them that they're victims.

I am looking for the novelists whose writing is an extension of their intellect rather than an extension of their neurosis.

Don't trust anybody who'd rather be grammatically correct than have a good time.

The more advertising I see, the less I want to buy.