You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? It'd go like this: You'd get the boss on the line and say, "Listen, I've been sick ever since I started working here, but today I'm well and I won't be in anymore." Call in well.

Above all, have a good time. If you aren’t enjoying writing it, you can hardly expect someone else to enjoy reading it.

Of course I'm inconsistent! Only logicians and cretins are consistent!

Peeple of zee wurl, relax

And it rained a fever. And it rained a silence. And it rained a sacrifice. And it rained a miracle. And it rained sorceries and saturnine eyes of the totem.

Just because you're naked doesn't mean you're sexy. Just because you're cynical doesn't mean you're cool.

Meditation... dissolves the mind. It erases itself. Throws the ego out on its big brittle ass.