The only question is how to make love stay.

Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.

People are never perfect, but love can be.

Whatever goes wrong can be used to your advantage, providing it goes wrong enough.

If kissing is man's greatest invention, then fermentation and patriarchy compete with the domestication of animals for the distinction of being man's worst folly, and no doubt the three combined long ago, the one growing out of the others, to foster civilization and lead Western humanity to its present state of decline.

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplacable being.

Breathe properly. Stay curious. And eat your beets.