My paintings are very strange - large and empty, like walls. Just the opposite of my writing, which is rich and juicy.

Don't trust anybody who'd rather be grammatically correct than have a good time.

The ultimate end of any ideology is totalitarianism.

Sharks are the criminals of the sea. Dolphins are the outlaws.

Eating a raw oyster is like french kissing a mermaid.

The universe does not have laws. It has habits. And habits can be broken.

I work with pen and paper. That's my favorite way to write. I love the way the ink sinks into the wood, soaks into the wood pulp. There's something about that process that's so organic.