Life's an offensive proposition from beginning to end. Maybe those who can't tolerate offense ought to just go ahead and end it all, and maybe those who demand financial compensation for offense ought to have it ended for them.

If you lack the iron and the fizz to take control of your own life, then the gods will repay your weakness by having a grin or two at your expense. Should you fail to pilot your own ship, don't be surprised at what inappropriate port you find yourself docked.

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

This is the room where Jezebel frescoed her eyelids with history's tragic glitter

Hawaii made the mouth of her soul water.

The most useful thing about art is it's uselessness.

Listen, I've been sick ever since I started working here, but today I'm well and I won't be in anymore.