Don't be outraged, be outrageous.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

Are you aware that rushing toward a goal is a sublimated death wish? It's no coincidence we call them 'deadlines.'

Logic only gives man what he needs... Magic gives him what he wants.

A mediocre failure is as insufferable as a mediocre success. Embrace failure! Seek it out. Learn to love it. That may be the only way any of us will ever be free.

Once, in a spasm of sappiness, you asked Q-Jo if she thought your dreams would ever come true. 'You aren't talking about dreams,' she corrected you, 'you're referring to your pathetic bourgeoisie ambitions. Dreams don't come true. Dreams are true.

You know what the game of golf is, don't you? It's basketball for people who can't jump and chess for people who can't think.