Conservatives understand Halloween, liberals only understand Christmas. If you want to control a population, don't give it social services, give it a scary adversary.

In order to be respected, authority has got to be respectable.

One of my books is a hallucinogen, an aphrodisiac, a mood elevator, an intellectual garage door opener, and a metaphysical trash compactor. They'll do everything except rotate your tires.

What an electric heater perched upon the rim of the bathtub of the world that dead Jesus was.

O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate

Growing up is a trap," snapped Dr. Robbins. "When they tell you to shut up, they mean stop talking. When they tell you to grow up, they mean stop growing. Reach a nice level plateau and settle there, predictable and unchanging, no longer a threat.

And it rained a screaming. And it rained a rawness. And it rained a plasma. And it rained a disorder.