Logic only gives man what he needs... Magic gives him what he wants.

You don't have to be a genius to recognize one. If you did, Einstein would never have gotten invited to the White House.

For most people, self-awareness and self-pity blossom simultaneously in early adolescence. It's about that time that we start viewing the world as something other than a whoop-de-doo playground, we start to experience personally how threatening it can be, how cruel and unjust. At the very moment when we become, for the first time, both introspective and socially conscientious, we receive the bad news that the world, by and large, doesn't give a rat's ass.

Slavic peoples get their physical characteristics from potatoes, their smoldering inquietude from radishes, their seriousness from beets.

The Earth is God's pinball machine and each quake, tidal wave, flash flood and volcanic eruption is the result of a TILT that occurs when God, cheating, tries to win free games.

Redheads are said to be children of the moon, thwarted by the sun and addicted to sex and sugar.

Are you aware that rushing toward a goal is a sublimated death wish? It's no coincidence we call them 'deadlines.'