If it is committed in the name of God or country, there is no crime so heinous that the public will not forgive it.

Rap music... sounds like somebody feeding a rhyming dictionary to a popcorn popper.

You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.

I rather like the smell of absurdity in the morning.

Don't be outraged, be outrageous.

Madame Lily Devalier always asked "Where are you?" in a way that insinuated that there were only two places on earth one could be: New Orleans and somewhere ridiculous.

There's no point in saving the world if it means losing the moon.