Sometimes one gets the feeling that life still thinks it's living in Paris in the '30s.

America is a nation of 270 million people: 100 million of them are gangsters, another 100 million are hustlers, 50 million are complete lunatics, and every single one of us is secretly in show business. Isn't that fabulous?

The only bubble in the flat champagne of February is Valentine’s Day. It was no accident that our ancestors pinned Valentine’s Day on February’s shirt: he or she lucky enough to have a lover in frigid, antsy February has cause for celebration, indeed.

The full moon - the mandala of the sky.

Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.

Be your own flying saucer! Rescue yourself!

The winter passed as slowly and peacefully as a boa constrictor digesting a valium addict.