Love is very powerful, but it has limits and it's a costly mistake to spread it too thin.

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well

There are only two mantras, yum and yuck, mine is yum.

Life is like a stew, you have to stir it frequently, or all the scum rises to the top.

Get yourself in that extreme state of being next to madness. You should always write with an erection. Even if you're a woman.

Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself or not. Tom Robbins wrote that the only serious question is whether time has a beginning and an end. Camus clearly got up on the wrong side of bed, and Robbins must have forgotten to set the alarm. There is only one serious question. And that is: Who knows how to make love stay? Answer me that and I will tell you whether or not to kill yourself.

If it is committed in the name of God or country, there is no crime so heinous that the public will not forgive it.