You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well

In technological development, in production of material goods and creature comforts, we've challenged the very gods, but psychologically, emotionally, we're scarcely more than chimpanzees with bulldozers, baboons with big bombs.

Gods and men create one another, destroy one another, though by different means.

Every day is Judgement Day. Always has been. Always will be.

In the end, perhaps we should simply imagine a joke; a long joke that's continually retold in an accent too thick and strange to ever be completely understood. Life is that joke my friends. The soul is the punch line.

Always compare yourself to the best. Even if you never measure up, it can't help but make you better.

The loony legacy of money was that the arithmetic by which things were measured had become more valuable than the things themselves.