Ellen Cherry was from the south and had good manners. She didn´t have any panties on, but she had good manners.

I believe in nothing, everything is sacred. I believe in everything, nothing is sacred.

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans.

there are two kinds of people in this world : those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.

Unfortunately, little darlings, there is no such thing as a simple love story.The most transitory puppy crush is complex to the extent of lying beyond the far reaches of the brain's understanding.

The female characters in my books tend to be independent, frisky, spunky, witty, emotionally strong, erotically daring, spiritually oriented and intellectually generous; in short, the kind of women I admire in real life.

Life's an offensive proposition from beginning to end. Maybe those who can't tolerate offense ought to just go ahead and end it all, and maybe those who demand financial compensation for offense ought to have it ended for them.