Ellen Cherry was from the south and had good manners. She didn´t have any panties on, but she had good manners.

I like travelers, but I don't like tourists. The difference is that travelers don't shop and they don't play golf.

Hawaii made the mouth of her soul water.

The trick is this: keep your eye on the ball. Even when you can't see the ball.

I would only read the novels that people classify as 'beach books' if I were being held prisoner and the only alternative was the 'Book of Mormon.'

He who jokes in the executioners face can be destroyed, but never defeated.

America is a nation of 270 million people: 100 million of them are gangsters, another 100 million are hustlers, 50 million are complete lunatics, and every single one of us is secretly in show business. Isn't that fabulous?