Plato did claim that the unexamined life was not worth living. Oedipus Rex was not so sure.

I'm an outlaw, not a philosopher, but I know this much: there's meaning in everything, all things are connected, and a good champagne is a drink.' Bernard began to sing again. Timidly, Leigh-Cheri joined in. Between verses, they opened another bottle. The popping of its cork echoed throughout the great stone chamber. Of the three billion people on earth, only Bernard and Leigh-Cheri heard the popping of the cork and its echoes. Only Bernard and Leigh-Cheri passed out under the tablecloth.

There is no such thing as a weird human being, It's just that some people require more understanding than others.

there are two kinds of people in this world : those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.

One of my books is a hallucinogen, an aphrodisiac, a mood elevator, an intellectual garage door opener, and a metaphysical trash compactor. They'll do everything except rotate your tires.

Danger is to adventure what garlic is to spaghetti sauce. Without it, you just end up with stewed tomatoes.

Ultimately, the roast turkey must be regarded as a monument to Boomer's love.