People think there's a choice between smoking and immortality, but we've all got to die of something.

If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice.

There is truth and falsehood in a comma.

Get me inside any boardroom and I'll get any decision I want.

My scripts are possibly too talkative.

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up.

Plays...Maidens aspiring to Godheads and vice versa!