There is no one so radical as a man-servant whose freedom of the champagne bin has been interfered with.

It's the best possible time to be alive, when almost everything you thought you knew is wrong.

the natural condition is one of insurmountable obstacles on the road to imminent disaster. strangely enough it all works out in the end... it's a mystery.

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

It is not hard to understand modern art. If it hangs on a wall it's a painting, and if you can walk around it it's a sculpture.

Fantasy flows in where fact leaves a vacuum.

Fifty-five crystal spheres geared to God's crankshaft is my idea of a satisfying universe. I can't think of anything more trivial than quarks, quasars, big bangs and black holes.