I write plays because writing dialogue is the only respectable way of contradicting yourself. I put a position, rebut it, refute the rebuttal, and rebut the refutation.

There is no one so radical as a man-servant whose freedom of the champagne bin has been interfered with.

If you took away everything in the world that had to be invented, there'd be nothing left except a lot of people getting rained on.

Let me get it straight. Your father was king. You were his only son. Your father dies. You are of age. Your uncle becomes king." "Yes." "Unorthodox.

I've got no interest in educating or instructing people.

I like pop music. I consider rock 'n' roll to be a branch of pop music.

Imagination without skill gives us contemporary art.