Theatre is a series of insurmountable obstacles on the road to imminent disaster.
I enjoy writing dialogue; it comes naturally to me.
It is not hard to understand modern art. If it hangs on a wall it's a painting, and if you can walk around it it's a sculpture.
I've never written an original piece for film; all the original things I've done are for the stage.
I write fiction because it's a way of making statements I can disown.
Every age thinks it's the modern age, but this one really is. Electricity is going to change everything. Everything!