It makes me so happy. To be at the beginning again, knowing almost nothing.... A door like this has cracked open five or six times since we got up on our hind legs. It's the best possible time of being alive, when almost everything you thought you knew is wrong.

I will take his secret to the grave, telling people I meet on the way.

Save the gerund and screw the whale.

There's something scary about stupidity made coherent.

There is no one so radical as a man-servant whose freedom of the champagne bin has been interfered with.

The whole philosophy of modern times is to dissolve distinctions between individuals and deal with them as large collections of people. It's essentially self-interested on the part of authority.

Death followed by eternity the worst of both worlds. It is a terrible thought.