Seduced her? Every time I turned round she was up a library ladder. In the end I gave in. That reminds me—I spotted something between her legs that made me think of you.

Since we cannot hope for order, let us withdraw with style from the chaos.

For 10 years of my life, 3 times a day, I thanked the Lord for what I was about to receive and thanked him again for what I had just received, and then we lost touch and I suddenly thought, where is he now

Normally, even if you're on the set for 12 hours, there may be only a moment or two when you are actually useful.

We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which is a kind of integrity, if you look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else.

And for the last three minutes on the wind of a windless day I have heard the sound of drums and flute.

Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one's arms around a side of beef.