Between "just desserts" and "tragic irony" we are given quite a lot of scope for our particular talent. Generally speaking, things have gone about as far as they can possibly go when things have got about as bad as they reasonably get.

Life in a box is better than no life at all... I expect.

I don't think I can be expected to take seriously any game which takes less than three days to reach its conclusion.

I like plays where people talk a lot. Conversation is sustained. Argument is sustained.

In England the rich own the poor and the men own the women.

Left to themselves people are noble, generous, uncorrupted, they'd create a completely new kind of society if only people weren't so blind, stupid and selfish.

A man speaking sense to himself is no madder than a man speaking nonsense not to himself.