When you stir your rice pudding, Septimus, the spoonful of jam spreads itself round making red trails like the picture of a meteor in my astronomical atlas. But if you stir backwards, the jam will not come together again. Indeed, the pudding does not notice and continues to turn pink just as before. Do you think this is odd?

Left to themselves people are noble, generous, uncorrupted, they'd create a completely new kind of society if only people weren't so blind, stupid and selfish.

There's something scary about stupidity made coherent.

We're actors. We're the opposite of people.

I'm offended by things and take pathetic little stands against them.

Atheism is a crutch for those who cannot bear the reality of God.

Be happy -- if you're not even happy, what's so good about surviving?