You think human nature is a beast, that it must be put in a cage. But it's the cage that makes the animal bad.

I'm a very boring person.

I write out of my intellectual experience.

No problem is insoluble, given a big enough plastic bag.

Good things, when short, are twice as good.

I write for film or, in this case, television when I haven't got a play cooking.

The hard part is getting to the top of page 1.