Good things, when short, are twice as good.

Every age thinks it's the modern age, but this one really is. Electricity is going to change everything. Everything!

A movie camera is like having someone you have a crush on watching you from afar - you pretend it's not there.

Childhood is Last Chance Gulch for happiness. After that, you know too much.

We drift down time, clutching at straws. But what good's a brick to a drowning man?

Sometimes I watch a scene I've written, and occasionally I think, "Oh, for God's sake, shut up."

I take every possible side.