If Barbara Walters was interviewing me, I'd figure her career was as dead as mine!

Me and Jesus got our own thing going on. We don't need anybody to tell us what it's all about.

I took up a sort of a hobby of just hanging around the local library. I'd pick out an author and I would read all their books.

When you retire, it's a place in life, a part of the journey. You just don't quit work; you develop an attitude where you can do what you please

A monkey was the President, though maybe not the first. And there was peace and harmony throughout the universe.

When I first got to Nashville, somebody said that [Kris Kristofferson and I] were the only two people who could describe Dolly Parton without using their hands.

I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass, and grass.