A monkey was the President, though maybe not the first. And there was peace and harmony throughout the universe.
If Barbara Walters was interviewing me, I'd figure her career was as dead as mine!
Old dogs care about you, even when you make mistakes.
Make your melodies simple enough so that the average person can hum them.
I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass, and grass.
It's Faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More money.