Old dogs care about you, even when you make mistakes.

I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass, and grass.

God bless little children while they're still too young to hate.

I never fixed a story. I didn't make judgments, I let the listener make judgments. When I got to the end of the story, if it had a moral, I let the listener find it.

A song is a poem set to music.

A monkey was the President, though maybe not the first. And there was peace and harmony throughout the universe.

If Barbara Walters was interviewing me, I'd figure her career was as dead as mine!