It is so important for me to try, and having tried I look back on failure and success as if it were all the same.

It's Faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More money.

Nobody knows a hit before it's a hit.

I never fixed a story. I didn't make judgments, I let the listener make judgments. When I got to the end of the story, if it had a moral, I let the listener find it.

Young kids are doing the same thing I did, but they're doing it differently. They don't do brain surgery the way they used to do it either.

Me and Jesus got our own thing going on. We don't need anybody to tell us what it's all about.

If Barbara Walters was interviewing me, I'd figure her career was as dead as mine!