If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.

Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?

Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.

I really should come with a warning label.

You have to figure that there is something seriously wrong with somebody who wants to enter a profession that deals with whether people are screwing enough. Dealing with spirits, spooks, and demons almost seemed normal.

Every time there was an unspoken promise that this would be the last time, but it would only be the last time until the next time.

Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.