It's rather mystifying when you think about writing songs - where they come from, and how they're born.

The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.

I was born in the back seat of a Yellow Cab in a hospital loading zone and with the meter still running. I emerged needing a shave and shouted 'Time Square, and step on it!'

Misery is the River of the World

The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.

Arithmetic arithmetock Turn the hands back on the clock How does the ocean rock the boat? How did the razor find my throat? The only strings that hold me here Are tangled up around the pier.

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.