It seems a stray bullet actually pierced the testicle of a Union soldier and lodged itself in the ovaries of a woman standing approximately 100 ft. away. She's alright, the baby's doing fine...ofcourse the soldier's a little pissed off.

It's cold out there, colder than a ticket taker's smile at the Ivar Theatre on a Saturday night.

Sometimes the magnetism of a song is impossible to ignore, and it demands that it be sung in a certain way.

You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.

Are you still jumping out of windows in expensive clothes?

I may be drunk but at least I'm not insane.

It seems a stray bullet actually pierced the testicle of a Union soldier and lodged itself in the ovaries of a woman standing approximately 100 ft. away. She's alright, the baby's doing fine...ofcourse the soldier's a little pissed off.