I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

Misery is the River of the World

It's hard to play with a bagpipe player. It's like an exotic bird. I love the sound, it's like strangling a goose.

I was always laughing in church.

My wife called me a mule. She once said, "I didn't marry a man; I married a mule!" I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.

Let me fall out of the window/ With confetti in my hair