Well it's hotter 'n blazes and all the long faces / there'll be no oasis for a dry local grazier

The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.

Did the devil make the world while God was sleeping?

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

New York forces you to be in endless surreal situations.

I saw a crow building a nest, I was watching him very carefully, I was kind of stalking him and he was aware of it. And you know what they do when they become aware of someone stalking them when they build a nest, which is a very vulnerable place to be? They build a decoy nest. It's just for you.

My first big gig was an opening show for Frank Zappa, and I think that was difficult.