For a songwriter, you dont really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes.

I don't like the stigma that comes with being called a poet . . . So I call what I'm doing an improvisational adventure or an inebriational travelogue.

The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.

The sight of the first woman in the minimal two-piece was as explosive as the detonation of the atomic bomb by the U.S. at Bikini Island in the Marshall Isles, hence the naming of the bikini.

He said, I'm better off without her, until I showed him my tattoo.

Oh, I'm not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.

Chevrolet was puzzled when they discovered that their sales for the Chevy Nova were off the charts everywhere but in Latin America. They finally realized that "Nova" in Spanish translates to "no go." Not the best name for a car... anywhere "no va."