I was always laughing in church.
Misery is the River of the World
A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
Bill Hicks - blowtorch, excavator, truthsayer, and brain specialist. He will correct your vision. Others will drive on the road he built.
Folks who work here are professors. Don't replace all the knowers with guessors keep'em open they're the ears of the town
George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him.